You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.

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I’m being chased by a lobster

Call the police

Ok
by Chased by lobster August 12, 2019
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The act of tripping the nearest person running alongside you while being chased by zombies to stall enough time for you to keep running away from utter doom
Person 1: Dude, where's Johnny? I thought he was with you.
Person 2: We were running away, but the zombies were catching up, so I had him trip while being chased by zombies. It gave me enough time to get here.
by Crest Rayleonard December 1, 2010
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