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Benkinersophobia 

Fear of not receiving a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry on one's eleventh birthday.

A study recently showed that many children believe in the magical world of Harry Potter created by J.K. Rowling and are, in fact, fearful of it not existing. This fear often manifests itself in the form of an act described in the book which would be the first contact with the magical world in question - receiving a letter from Hogwarts. The build up to the eleventh birthday can be a time of anxiety for children suffering from this phobia.
-'Have you noticed James acting oddly recently?'
-'Yes, I think he may be suffering from Benkinersophobia.'
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berginer 

It refers to a woman's reproductive organ. AKA the vagina.
My berginer is bleeding.
berginer by todd chisholm September 3, 2006

beginners' luck 

(Idiom) when someone new to the field outclasses the veterans, they will scornfully remark this.
<goatseman>That n00b is killing us off!

<veterankiller> beginners' luck, it'll wear off.
Well, its the wrong word, for the English spelling of Beggars -tags contributed by dictionary.com
The previous 25 posters are begging to be called idiots for defining beggers the same as beggar.
beggers by Aquos June 28, 2007

Benkinersphobia

The fear of not receiving a Hogwarts letter at age eleven.
girl: I'll be 11 soon... *scared*
boy: don't have Benkinersphobia, it'll come.
Benkinersphobia by kelzb October 4, 2012

Berginering 

The art of training a wild arctic penguin to lick whipped cream of a stripper's body who has overdosed on Ecstasy within 24 hours over the overdose.
Hey have you seen Greg lately? No I haven't actually, but I heard he has been Berginering like crazy. Just last week he Berginered six penguin.
Berginering by CharlemangeMAN February 14, 2012

Beginners Ink 

The slack ink cartridge that you receive with your brand new printer. It will print the test page flawlessly. Three and 1/2 pages later its out. Then you see is "Order New Ink Here!"
Dang beginners ink! My new Printer is a fail! I was gonna print the entire divorce decree but it ran out of ink in less then 5 pages! ink print begin