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(v.) - To confuse to the point of not knowing completely what is going on and/or what to do.

"I was so befaffled at the fact that he actually did it that I could not move or even talk. All I could do was stare."

befaffle by Chris Chung January 21, 2008

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Beffaffled

To be shook, amazed, wonderstruck, wowed, shocked, startstruck, happy, sad, angry, upset, overemotional, basically any feeling you feel is beffaffled

Did u see the series finale of _____ last night? omg I was beffaffled!

Did you see Stacy's outfit today? Ugh it looked so weird, I was beffaffled.

LOOK at the DOG !! ITS SO CUTE IM BEFFAFFLED!1!1!!
That's so cringey I'm beffaffled.

Beffaffled by Natalia Scott June 29, 2017

Related Words

befaffle • bedaffled • Befuffled • Befaffeled • Beffaffled • befuffle • Befufflefumpter • Begaffle • bewaffle • Ben Affleck

bedaffled

When you are bedazzled and baffled at the same time.

"Holy sh**, I'm bedaffled...how could you stick a water bottle in your very own anus and try to play the tuba."

bedaffled by Joi Joi February 27, 2008

Befufflefumpter

A person who confuses other by being confused

That guys really weird, he'd be a great befufflefumpter

Befufflefumpter by 123456780-poiuytrewqasdxfghjkl May 16, 2017

bewaffle

To be highly confused, in a kerfuffle kind of way.

Rosie: After seeing all those knitting penguins, I'm highly bewaffled.
Jim: Yes, they do cause a large amount of bewafflement.
John: Don't worry, you shouldn't let them bewaffle you - I've seen penguins crochet!

bewaffle by Dave1010 May 30, 2005

bedaffled

when in an mc battle, someone is 'bedaffled' when they are left speechless by their comeptitor's rhymes (could be down to confusion or maybe the rap was just that brilliant it took ur breath away)

'mc slickballs had to forfeit the battle, sniper e left him totally bedaffled when he sed "yo moms a hoe...drop her widda left elbow!!!"'

bedaffled by Qasim Chaudry May 18, 2006

Begaffle

To laugh boisterously. Especially at others' misery.

When he explained that he had gotten gonorrhea I couldn't help but begaffle at his problem even though I felt like shit for laughing it was just so funny I begaffled for like thirty straight seconds

Begaffle by wambamsam July 10, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026