Beezer

One who is extremly tall, Lanky, Big Nose, Long arms/legs, Gumpy, Dorky, Awkward looking.. ect.

"Kelly, Look at that boy.. What a beezer!"

"Yeah, he's kinda Beezery."

by ELizabeth Gillim January 1, 2007

BEEZER

Taking a bump or a line of cocaine.

Hey bro, this party is ridiculous, I need a quick beezer to keep the good time rollin !

by FLA to LA June 11, 2010

Beezer

Something that is large or fat, a person or a object, a fat cunt.

check out the size of this doobie man its a fucking big fat beezer man.

by rolando4cents November 19, 2010

Beezer

A double cheeseburger at McDonald's. Priced at only 1 bill.

"everyone deserves a hot juicy beezer."
"I checked my Christmas stocking and it was stuffed with hot beezers."
"When I get a massage I don't use hot rocks, I use hot beezies."

by Slickorice January 2, 2008

Talking beezer

When someone who is at a party usually under the influence of class 'A' drugs ....starts telling other people at the party a story which sounds belivable at first ....but as the story goes on you soon realise that is the most unbelivable made up pile of shit anyone could ever think of.

Hey did you hear that guy at that party last night? ....

'Yeah i heard hes shagged 365 woman and bench pressed 365 kg at the gym ...its amazing!!'

Nah bro ...he just took too many drugs and started talking beezer

by Jongreenwood August 23, 2021

beezer baps

An addition to the slang term beezer which makes something sound better. Usually used in northern ireland.

Dat fruit fruit scone was beezer baps

by pio July 2, 2008

beezer munch

When you lick the outside of the rectum vigorously.
Also can be defined when a group of men and women get together to eat each others beezers.

Why don't we get together for a beezer munch?

by Beezer104 July 14, 2015