"Beethoven up, this is the police."
"That shit was so Beethoven"
"Wanna go back to my place and Beethoven?"
by Kory P December 7, 2009
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When a person goes behind someone and slaps both their ears at the same time with their hands
Beethoven was slap by his father when he did something wrong on the piano thus called the Beethoven slap
by Stefano & Andre October 20, 2005
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A song that a lot of people mistake for being from DDR. It is actually from another dancing game called Pump It Up and it debuted in the series with Perfect Collection
Person 1: I really like that Beethoven Virus song from DDR
Person 2: I wanna correct you with something
Person 1: Okay.
Person 2: It's from Pump It Up, not DDR
by I Like 100-Year Old Lolis September 3, 2018
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When an unsuspecting female gets a face full of tongue. If you can lick from the chin to the top of the forehead, then you have successfully completed the Beethoven lick.

Inspired by our favorite childhood movie about the fun-loving dog known as Beethoven. This St. Bernard will forever be a part of our lives.

Best ways to accomplish such a feet: ask for a kiss on the cheek, tell her to close her eyes because you have a surprise, simply wrap your arms around her arms/body and let her have it. If she gets mad, cries, or punches you then you know that you have done it correctly.
Ronnie, check this out. La'schell isn't looking and I'm about the beethoven lick the shit out of her face.
by Samson Simpson May 4, 2010
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When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.
I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.
by skyjuice December 30, 2009
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The most overplayed DDR song, officially. It replaces both V (for extreme) and Daikenkai because those songs require some level of skill, whereas Speedover Beethoven requires virtually none at its lower levels (and it's got little cartoon guys spinning around in the background! LOL!!!111) People also play this song because the recognize the tune ('Fur Elise') even though they can't name it. Doing badly on Speedover Beethoven on beginner or light is probably a sign that one of your feet have been amputated while you weren't looking.
beginner: Aw shit man this DDR stuff looks hard better start easy with that song they play in the demo, whats it called, speedy beethoven, while I'm at it, I should play it for all three songs, since it's not like people ever get tired of hearing the same song over and over again.

goth chick who feels the need to correct other people on their dance styles: actually it's 'speedover beethoven'. it's a really tough song, but I manage to pass just because I'm so good.

bystander: HAHA OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE GUYS WITH BIG HEADS IN THE BACKGROUND HEY GUYS COME CHECK THIS OUT!
by Im in ur arcade, September 22, 2006
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The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.
Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?
by infernlmagician February 3, 2009
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