Best man 

1) Noun: an acquaintance with whom you trust a five minute speech that could, potentially, ruin the rest of your life.

2) Antiquated expression used to delineate the "best swordsman" by your side as you kidnapped your "betrothed".

1) It would be an honor to be your Best man

2) Gather your Best man; we're off to find us wenches, er...wives!

Best man by med3vil February 7, 2010

Best man 

Someone who is the closest friend of another who is hosting a party.

Hey man, im throwing a banger next week, wana be my best man?

Sure man, i'll supply the booze.

Best man by Cypher456 June 5, 2011

Magical beast man 

An ultimate man, the only person that can use Duck Magic

I met a person today, I swear they were magical beast man.

Magical beast man by MrWrightFan26 July 30, 2018

Best man 

Joseph - the legendary best man. Has your back through thick and thin, organises the best stag do's, and gives fantastics speeches that will not ruin the rest of you life

Joseph is my best man, why would you have anyone else.

Best man by ronnie_hotdog August 14, 2018

Beast man 

To skull fuck someone and while defecating on the chest, Then removing the eye or part of brain where seamen came into contact with and eating it along with deficate.

Shut your mouth or I am going to beast man you!

Beast man by LanceP January 13, 2010

Beast Man 

Police

"Beast man's rollin up"

Beast Man by Anonymous October 14, 2003

beast man 

some dude with a huge dick , with a vain
as big as a girls hair,

beast man on the rocks dude ,
i can see it

nice beast dude,

beast man by gabeeee August 24, 2008