beer shit 

The Beer Shit is a phenomenon that occurs the day after a particularly heavy drinking session. Students are particularly vulnerable.

The 'victim' awakens and spends the first few minutes in a daze, trying desperately to remember where they were last night, when they came back, who they came back with and how they managed to take their jeans off and climb into bed the wrong way round without taking their shoes off. The 'victim' then becomes aware of the irresistable urge to empty their bowels. This process is known as the 'Beer Shit'.

It is not unusual for the Beer Shit to be stubborn and to insist that the 'victim' empties their bowels at least three times during that day in order to complete the job. The amount of toilet paper required to clean up after each 'mini-Beer Shit' is substantial, as is the stench that fills the house afterwards.

However, once a particularly nasty Beer Shit has been despensed with, the 'victim' feels infinitely better immediately and is ready to commence alcoholic consumption straight away to start the process again.

Derek's drinking exploits last night lead to a particularly nasty Beer Shit emerging from his rectal passage this morning.

beer shit by Jon Fox January 15, 2005

do bears shit in the woods? 

A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".

question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"

do bears shit in the woods? by willy_114 August 31, 2008

Beer Shit 

Taken the morning after a heavy drinking session, the beer shit is primarily water based, messy and has a room evacuating smell.

I wouldnt use the top floor loos, Rhys has taken a momentous beer shit in there!He was so drunk last night, he looked like he was asleep on the dancefloor.

Beer Shit by Microphone February 12, 2006

beer shit 

A runny, burning, putrid smelling dump the morning after a night of heavy beer drinking. All beers produce beer shits, however, it has been theorized that cheap beers such as "Natural Ice" produce the most painful and smelliest.

I drank a 12 pack of Natty Ice last night and am paying for it today. It feels like a beer shit is brewing.

beer shit by Howie Feldersnatch2221 December 7, 2009

beer shit 

the inevitable nasty shits after a hard night of drinking

beer shit by bmacd October 12, 2003

Beer Shit 

The odd and often smelly bowel movements formed from a night of heavy drinking. Most beer shits are water based aqueous fluids. College students are particularly susceptible to this occurance.

Student #1- "Dude, I gotta go home."
Student #2- "Why, man?"
Student #1- "I gotta shit sooo bad."
Student #2- "There's a bathroom right there, just use that one."
Student #1- "No, dude; this isn't just any shit, I drank waaay too much last night I'm about to lay down a beer shit."

Beer Shit by tleoxnagshorn September 26, 2009

BEER SHIT 

The beer shit- This is when a person has a good ole session on the booze and gets home goes to sleep, wakes up and feels his her stomach aching, and cannot move cuz they are fucked from the night b4, but eventualy have to and run to the toilet, and SPLASH that nasty smelly lil fucker will be in that pan b4 you know it followed by watery shit and a few jack daniels stinking farts and stomach wrenching, best bet stay there for a good 15 mins let it all out,because it will come again during that day :/ you may find you will get a burning feeling on ur ass and ya do not wana sit down after for a while. that is a beer shit.

BEER POOBEER SHITMORNING SHIT

BEER SHIT by DEVILSDRINKING555 January 31, 2010