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v. etymology-variation of babysit.
means to watch someone's beer or drink while they are away from it.
Hey Billy, beersit for a second while i go to the john and hit the one-dogger (see "one-dogger" i'm in hell and my keyboard doesn't have square brackets).
beersit by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

Beerritable

The anger and irritability felt when one does not have a beer available. Commonly displayed as aggression toward family, friends, coworkers, and other undeserving parties.
Guy 1: Oh man, today I was so beerritable I called my boss a thundercunt.

Guy 2: Crap dude. my girlfriend does that shit when she gets hangry.
Beerritable by UntitledElf July 13, 2015

beershits 

A case of diarrhea, possibly accompanied by foul, sulfuric smelling farts, often coming the day after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages such as beer.
"Man, after that party last night, I've been in and out of the can all day!"

"Dude, You got beershits."
beershits by NayJosh March 29, 2008

Beershit 

The massive shit one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of beer.
"Oh man, I took a massive beershit today, it was an epic session last night!"

Beerniture 

The use of different-sized bulk packages of beer as furniture, often stacking them for increased functionality.
Stack a few of those 30s to make some beerniture, because we're out of chairs in here.
Beerniture by ChallahBack March 24, 2010

Beeritual 

Mother fucker don't get all Beeritual on me, you drunk fuck
Beeritual by LeaEdd March 23, 2011