4 definitions by Jeffreylicious

Sofauxsticated

When a person portrays themselves as sophisticated in societal norms and social status but underneath that image they are merely sofauxsticated.

Jane continues to reveal how sofauxsticated she is by licking her fingers at the dinner table and drenching her filet with A1 sauce.

by Jeffreylicious July 17, 2017

Beeritable

When waiting in a slow line for beer, one becomes irritable.

Bart was beeritable when stuck in line for the Oktoberfest tent.

by Jeffreylicious October 7, 2016

Weed Wednesdays

In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).

I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.

by Jeffreylicious September 16, 2021

Vape-face

An elongated facial expression resulting from drawing a puff from a vaporizer.

That girl at the crosswalk that looks like she's sucking from an empty straw has some serious vape-face goin' on.

by Jeffreylicious April 12, 2017