The sexual act of ejaculating on a female's face, then quickly using a pair of strategically located hair trimmers to trim off some of the ejaculators pubic hair and toss in the face of the female, sticking to the ejaculate already on the females face making the appearance of a beard or mustache. Beardkake
Beerdar is the latent homing ability exhibited by all males (and some females) that enables them to return to their place of dwelling whilst completely inebriated. (See Example 1 below). In cases of extreme inebriation, said ability may become repressed due to the large amount of alcohol in said person's body, often leading to them regaining conciousness in a randomn location. (See Example 2 below).
Bob:"Blimey, I'd never of made it home last night without my trusty beerdar".
Joe:(from in ditch) "F***ing beerdar's on the blink again.
A Beerda is a combination of beer and soda. It taste good. You can try a caffeinated soda like Pepsi or Mountain Dew and a Coors Light, or you can try Fanta or Country Club and Coors Light if you want to skip the caffeine.
Eddie: I just combined Coors Lightbeer with Country Club soda. I'm having beerda.
A sixth sense that enables you to pinpoint the exact location of beer, especially in unfamiliar households, and, within seconds, allows you to break into the house without leaving any trace of evidence and open up a nice, cold, brewsky.
My beerdar led me to a case of Yuengling that not even the owner of the house knew about. Within seconds, I was in and out and on my way to a night of good times with my two best friends.