beerboozled 

When you are drunk and go home with a "10", only to find out she's a solid 3 in the morning.

Charlie: What happened last night?
Jake: I got beerboozled. The red-head i was with was a double bagger.

beerboozled by Durbo14 August 23, 2017

Beer Bottle Sex 

Occurs when a man cannot have sex with a women because she is not ready (wet). The resulting effect can be closely related to trying to stick your penis inside of a Beer Bottle.

" - Man, I wanted to fuck Dana so badly, but she wasn't in the mood.. I couldn't wait, i just stuck it in!

- Ouch!... Beer Bottle Sex"

Beer Bottle Sex by Wessiach January 28, 2009

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget 

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

beer bottle jocker 

A person with no girlfriend/wife with a small penis whose is so lonely that he's forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles.

"I dunno sugar, but given your looks and inches you're gonna turn out to be a beer bottle jocker!"

beer bottle jocker by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017

left handed beer bottle

a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl.

Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!

left handed beer bottle by 4seasonsfunds May 18, 2006

Beerbootlecockitis 

Obscure condition which is known to shape male genitalia to look like a beer bottle.
As of today, no known treatments have been found to treat this condition.

Vince: ''Doctor, please have a look at my dick i think something is not right''
Doctor: ''Damn son!! You got a bad case of Beerbootlecockitis lolol!!''

Beerbootlecockitis by Emptyel September 5, 2014

beer bottle bitch 

a person with no upper body figure but MONSTER THIGHS

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT A BEER BOTTLE BITCH SHE IS

beer bottle bitch by issys mom September 24, 2021