beer baron

Noun. A person who is highly skilled in the robbing, heisting, or transporting of any type of beer. In the 1920s the term "beer baron" referred to bootleggers. the new age beer baron is simply known for heisting and supplying large sums of people with beer, weather it be a party, kickback, or any celebration, if the beer baron is involved, everyone around him will be shitfaced.

EX 1: Shit dude, did you see the beer baron walk out of the store with 4 cases of beer?

EX 2: The beer baron is so badass that store workers don't even attempt to stop him!!

EX 3: Is that an alcoholic? is that a paying customer? NO! its the BEER BARON! DUNDUNDUN!

EX 4: I hear the beer baron gets re constructive face surgery every 5 years so the cops don't find him.

EX 5: Fcuk yeah, the beer baron just showed up to our party, now we can get wasted.

beer baron by xbeeerbaronx August 9, 2007

Beer Barrier 

The sickly feeling that is gained once an excessive amount of beer has been consumed in a short period of time that requires fresh air and a strong mind to overcome. Typically after this barrier is hit, the consumer is clear to drink as much beer as possible as it will not re-occur.

"Oi Tom, i've hit the beer barrier, im going outside for some air"

Beer Barrier by JHBigBoi September 24, 2012

beer baron

Noun. A male who enters a party demanding a beer. He will comandeer any beer they will see. While comandeering, the baron will rape and pillage the party. The wenches are thrown to his feet to honor the baron of his prescence. This practice is similar to the sacrifice of animals towards Zeus. In four years, the house will hold an Olympic competition for the Baron. After an hour or so, the baron will then smuggle out a keg for his purpose.

Whoa, is that beer baron? I think he looks very similar to Bryan. The beer baron was thrown a woman to his feet. She looks like Dawn

beer baron by sjsmookz December 12, 2008

beer barn 

A barn in which sells and distributes beer. Fills kegs. to minors.

Lets go get throwed at the beer barn.

beer barn by Satx August 19, 2006

Root Beer Barrel 

Derogatory nickname for James Harden of the Houston(Texas) Rockets in the National Basketball Association. Coined by Something Awful Forums user Brolander, who in a GDT (Game Day Thread) witnessed James Harden do some stupid contorted crap to try and get a foul on a three point shot attempt and expressed his disgust by calling Harden "you, you...Root Beer Barrel!" A reference to both the root beer flavoured hard candy and a literal barrel of root beer, it lampoons bullshit antics and barrelish chest shape. You can technically call someone else a RBB but you are still referring to James Harden, it is not a generic term for a foul-seeker or rule-abuser. It is not racist.

"Oh, ok. Get your 3 free throws James, with your fuckin' sucks-to-watch, sleep walking, dick touching Root Beer Barrel ass."

Root Beer Barrel by baunceychillups January 29, 2019

Beer Baron

An individual who has been granted the title of Baron for their heroic actions involving the consumption of large quantities of beer. This individual usually is the last one standing after a long night of consuming cases of beer.

Requirements to obatain the title of Baron:
drink 400 fl. oz. of beer within 2 hours, drunk dial a few people, listen to ipod to recharge, have a partner punch you in the face for strength, repeat for another 2 hours(best achieved on empty stomach)

Daniel: Did you drink that whole case of Shiners last night?
Nick: I think I did.
Daniel: And a case of Samuel L. Jacksons?
Nick: I vaguely remember doing so.
Daniel: And a 12 pack of Bud?
Nick: For breakfast... before I past out.
Daniel: I grant you the title of Beer Baron.

Beer Baron by Nickplease01xxx January 6, 2009

Barq's Root Beer 

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience

You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT

Barq's Root Beer by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023