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An old woman who stalks world-famous gymnasts at bars. Most often, her hair is a combination of a beehive and a mohawk. Sometimes the beehawk wears her hair in a ponytail.
"Check out that beehawk hanging out with Jaycie Phelps at the bar! She's totally 'in' with the gymnasts!"
beehawk by A.N.G. September 6, 2005
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beefhawk 

to adjust oneself
Roger Clemens takes the mound, shakes the dirt off his cleats, beefhawks, and settles in to pitch.
beefhawk by Earthling January 30, 2004
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Beerhawk 

Walking beer vendor at stadiums and arenas
The beerhawk was selling ice cold beer during the baseball game
Beerhawk by Joseph Salyer August 17, 2007

Behawked 

I was behawked by the amount of pubic hair she had.
Behawked by I_am_a_pseudonym June 3, 2018
Synonym for "jerk." A somewhat lighthearted insult, based on a child's misunderstanding of the euphemism "b-word." First used in Bonney Lake, Washington, in the early 1990's.
Stop being such a beehaw, just give me back my pants.
Beehaw by ParisAlyssa October 25, 2010

Beerhawk 

One who exploits bartabs to get beers for their own nefarious purposes, with a view to paying them back later then regreats said action in morning.
"Richie you fucking beerhawk, that's £80 you owe me"
Beerhawk by Richard Ian Kelly August 17, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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