An amazingly friendly drunk, who is always there when you need him. Incredibly intelligent and knowledgable in everything useless.
Holy crap that dude is so beefchip.
Did you meet beefchip yet? He is over there delivering that woman's baby while chugging a bottle of jack daniels.
Did you meet beefchip yet? He is over there delivering that woman's baby while chugging a bottle of jack daniels.
by Noneofyourbusiness987654321 September 3, 2012