Buechlered 

A state of extreme intoxication. Unable to preform simple tasks due to your liver processing an overwhelming amount of alcohol

Will: Bro! You were so buechlered last night! My sister had to drive your truck home.

Pat: Yea I know. My parents busted me the second I walked through the door.

Buechlered by Barton's fun-stopper September 21, 2011

hang out with beecher 

to get rowdy, to drink aggressively, and to have an awesome time.

Note: while one usually uses the formal expression "hang out with beecher," one can also use mention "meeting up with beecher," or "saying hi to beecher" in order to use subtlety or to imply varying degrees of rowd.

"You don't have work tomorrow? Dude, we're definitely gonna hang out with beecher tonight!"

"I was just going to stop by to say hi to everyone, but I ended up hanging out with beecher and I didn't get home until 4am."

"you look pretty tired; were you chilling with beecher last night?"

hang out with beecher by Prince Reader January 24, 2010

Tobias Beecher 

1)Noun:character played by Lee Tergesen on HBO show Oz.

Arrives in Oz and is made into the bitch of Aryan Brotherhood leader Vern Schillinger who rapes him, makes him lick his boots clean and eat paper.

Beecher then goes insane and does all kinds of productive things such as growing a wack beard,blinding Schillinger,kicking him in the balls before shitting on his face and biting the cock of a would be rapist.

2)adjective-a weak little wiener who goes crazy and kicks the crap out of everyone

yo, that little kid kneed the balls of the guy bullying him. He's such a Tobias Beecher

Tobias Beecher by Cian July 27, 2007

beechered

Fucked in the ass, and made into a prison sex slave. Originated from the character Tobias Beecher in HBO's series, OZ.

As soon as Bill got there, Mike beechered him. Now Bill belongs to Mike, and has to do whatever Mike says for fear of getting stabbed.

beechered by Mike3313 November 21, 2007

Beecher Method

Owning a dude by biting or cutting his penis while pretending to perform fellatio on him. The Beecher Method is useful for defending onself in an abusive situation. This was made popular by the HBO series OZ when regular but crazy inmate Beecher bit Robson's penis when he was sexually assaulted in his cell.

1.I think Rihanna should've made up with Chris Brown after the fight, then used the Beecher Method.
2. Driver 1:(Honking car horn) Drive slower, Dickhead!
Driver 2: Blow Me!
Driver 1: C'mon over, bitch! I'll give you the Beecher Method!

Beecher Method by darkest_light October 13, 2009

beecher city 

Illinois city population 450. One-time high times weed capital of the WORLD. Now probably just the white-trash capital of the world. Mascot: Beecher City Eagles. This author is a proud one-time resident and alum.

"Man I was down at the store in Beecher City and this hillbilly tried to race trucks with me, but I just blew weed smoke in his face."

beecher city by Mr. Crazybones May 5, 2006

beecher 

1. a sexual procedure wherein a man's penis becomes inverted after a sex change to become a vagina. Also known as "the dugout canoe" procedure.
2. the slang word for the medical procedure of micropenis.

Person 1: So I just learned my ex-boyfriend got a sex change.
Person 2: Eww. Was he the one with a beecher of a penis?
Person 1: Yeah, but the funny thing is, he decided to get his beecher beechered!

beecher by Suckacockuhweeuh March 17, 2009