Person #1: What were you doing last night? Your girl called me, asking where you were.
Person #2: Sorry, bro, I was out bedswerving. I saw this cutie at the bar, and I had to smash.
Person #2: Sorry, bro, I was out bedswerving. I saw this cutie at the bar, and I had to smash.
by WhatABadName April 21, 2018