becatted 

Held down by one or more cats sitting or sleeping on you on a bed or in a chair.

Sorry I couldn't get up -- I was becatted.

becatted by Shoaler October 17, 2010

behatted 

The state of wearing a hat.

Come on up, you, the behatted one.

behatted by Bob882 November 24, 2004

Belatted 

When your coffee comes late, making you miss the bus.

Boss man: You're late!

Serf: In your eye, skipper. My coffee was belatted.

Boss man: Be-what?

Serf: Ugh, google it, mofo. Also get a coffee machine.

Belatted by Bullet Shelby January 22, 2013