adj. So retarded it's beautiful. Blend of "beautiful" and "retarded". (Not to be confused with craptastic, which has negative connotations.)
(After reading the Adventures of Dr. McNinja)
"That's......that's.....beautarded. I love it."
by RotJ November 1, 2005
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When someone says something so stupid you question if they might be mentally challenged, but they're pretty so they get away with it.
"Man, that hottie says some dumb s*** but she's fine as hell. Straight beautarded!"
by ianvogue March 31, 2014
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etiology: A word coming into existence through a misunderstood, mumbled comment.

Adj: ugly person, particularly in the face region.
wow, that waitress is really beautarded!
by vtbobm August 31, 2010
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