Noun. 1) A suburban shithole. 2) Anywhere town USA. 3) Any of the one million towns across the USA that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. See: Mid-America. Republican districts. Lower middle class living.
Ethan: Where are we?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.
or
Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.
or
Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.
or
Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.
or
Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.
by RyKirb September 17, 2008
A party or an event that is so incredibly lame to the point where you would rather be doing anything else. Derived from beat
Me:The party is horrible, what is this beatsville?
Daniel: This is ass bro, it is indeed Beatsville.
Daniel: This is ass bro, it is indeed Beatsville.
by WildishGambino November 20, 2018