Beats me Off 

Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.

A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.

Beats me Off by hotstuff babee March 31, 2008

butter beat off 

When you get a hand job while your dick is in a tub of popcorn at the movies.

“Put your Dick in the popcorn. I wanna give you a butter beat off”

butter beat off by Changaa November 18, 2020

Beat Off Coma 

The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).

Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.

Beat Off Coma by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010

beat off wife 

When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.

Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?

beat off wife by asscracky49 December 20, 2010

beat off city 

This term is used to describe that you're college roommate won't be in the room for a while which means you have plenty of time to rub one out. Usually these words are yelled out.

My roommate went home for the weekend so it's going to be BEAT OFF CITY in this piece!

beat off city by Nicky Carts July 25, 2008

beat off 

masturbate, jack off

Been beatin' off like a madman lately.

beat off by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Butter Beat off 

Used to reference a person jacking off a guy through a hole under a bucket of popcorn at a movie theater.

Girl: What size popcorn should I get?
Guy: Large. You’re about to give me a butter beat off.

Butter Beat off by Let’sNot November 18, 2020