The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.
My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!
by Snipedog22 December 23, 2016
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Mostly it's an act of being a gay lonely adult male from Philadelphia PA with bad memory who plays with little boys in a bedroom all day every day, mostly.
They mostly do the philly beat off together on a daily basis, mostly.
by anorexic body builder August 17, 2010
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Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.
A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.
by hotstuff babee April 1, 2008
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A phrase used to express frustration or anger, often towards a professor who gives hard exams or women that ghost you
Friend 1: how did you do on that exam.

Friend 2: went horrible, turned that thing in and told him he could beat me off
by Kern May 18, 2016
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just watch respect my crypin or the next big thang off beat
by snız January 4, 2019
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