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beat beatdown 

The most beat moment in a Halo 3 multiplayer game where when attempting a beatdown both you and your target simultaneously beat each other down. This unwarranted death usually results in the end of a killing spree and a profanity ridden verbal crusade against the opposing team.
Johnny- "OK, 2 more kills for a killing frenzy!"
Joshy- "Fuck the sniper! Beat that bitch down!
John goes in for the beatdown, but they both kill each other
Johnny- FUCKKK!!! That was such a beat beatdown! Those fucking prepubescent niggers on the other team are fucking glitching!!!!!
Joshy- Or.... maybe you just suck....
beat beatdown by Chris_Wright April 24, 2009

Beatdown Hardcore 

Beatdown/Moshcore/Tough Guy Hardcore is a sub genre of Hardcore Punk. It focuses on slow downtuned Entombed style riffing and breakdowns. Mostly it's just mosh parts for dudes to crowd kill and fail their arms too. As a genre, it's so far removed from Hardcore Punk as there is literally no Punk in it. Bands included: Never Ending Game, Pain of Truth, Shattered Realm, Drain, Throwdown, Earth Crisis, 100 Demons, Bury Your Dead, Sunami, Bulldoze, etc.
Person 1: Hey, are you going to Tied Down this weekend?

Person 2: Fuck no, Beatdown Hardcore is trash

Beatdown Madness 

A combination of left-click and spacebar inputs that make your blood flow through your veins.
"Have to know the proper meaning of the Beatdown Madness chaos in the brain make your blood flow make your blood flow through your veins."
Beatdown Madness by _Caution April 20, 2021

SHAMWOW BEATDOWN 

To repeatedly punch an allegedly cannibal hooker in the face.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.
"I went and gave that crazy prostitute a Shamwow beatdown for biting my tongue when I was trying to kiss her"

"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"

Precious Beatdown 

When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"
Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!

Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!

Ginger Baker Beatdown 

A style of ass-kicking named after the Cream drummer Ginger Baker in which one does not stop thrashng at the opponent until he has been limp for at least 3 hours. The beating must be performed in as savage and ruthless a manner as possible; use of household objects is not only fair game, but encouraged when performing a Ginger Baker Beatdown.
"Dude Timmy gave his mom the worst Ginger Baker beatdown I've ever seen in my life yesterday!"

"Aw shit, man, he gave her the GB style?"

"Yeah, ol' red would have been proud."
Ginger Baker Beatdown by tommy e January 7, 2009

Beatdown Shot 

The beatdown shot was a camera angle technique developed and commonly used by East Coast rappers during the 90's. The rapper in his video, usually accompanied by his crew, would place a camera next to their feet at a 45 degree angle pointing toward the entire group. They would then commence to kick, punch, and/or spit verses into the camera lense. Has not been used in quite some time.
Guy 1 - Yo, that Beatdown Shot was tight
son!

Guy 2 - Yeah, Wu-Tang clan put it down in
that video kid! I felt like me
AND my momma got our ass whooped!
Beatdown Shot by Soul Of Mischief February 1, 2009