basement beat-down

1) A gathering of one group of people, where you beat the crap out of somebody that is not feeling well or is slightly depressed and then pour large amounts of water on him or her to wash away the depression."
2) The act of De-depressing

"That basement beat-down really helped that kid in the long run."

"People should sign up to go to a basement beat-down instead of therapy."

"The basement beat-down was very successful. We beat the sickness right out of him and washed it away with water."

by cankle man May 9, 2012

BOSTON BEAT DOWN

To get a wooden bat signed by ALL of the 1962 Boston red sox and beat a bitches pumpum to a pulp with it.

Karen was being such a twat last night that I had to give her a boston beat down.

by C.C. Deville September 2, 2007

Gorilla Beat Down

A term used for when you have just shaved your pubes and then you collect them into one hand (masturbating hand) then you jerk it.

Smukatelli- Dude have you ever done the gorilla beat down??
Brad- What the hell is that???
Justin- Yeah!!! I have, it's just like fucking a 70's pornstar with her wild bush

by brown starfish May 25, 2011

Freshman Beat-Down

An event held at the beginning or end of a high school year dedicated to fucking with, beating up, mugging, and shoving freshmen into lockers.

Usually done by Fatherless Juniors and sometimes seniors.

“The freshman beat-down is coming up and you’re not protected.”

by Amogus Buddy December 15, 2021

Burger beat down

The act of pounding ones "meat" so vigorously that it makes ones penis actually resemble a meat patty.

"Man, I was poundin my shit so hard last night, it was like a burger beat down up in this bitch.

by cock jammer May 24, 2009

Friendly Beat Down

When a group of friends turn on one or more of their own and just beat them the fuck up. The resulting injuries should not require a ride to the Emergency Room, but should require a good amount of bandages, cottonballs, Neosporin along with an ice pack or two.These beatings should be fun for both sides of the beat down. Ideally both parties should be laughing hysterically during this insane display of friendship, Nitrous oxide is optional but extremely helpful.

Person 1 - "Holy shit dude!! You look like you just got beat the fuck up!!"

Person 2 - "Yea!! I just experienced a Friendly Beat Down!! Friends are great aren't they?"

Person 1 - "Motherfucker, you must be on crack!!"

by Jachzehn June 17, 2009

Alabama Beat Down

When a girl receives her period and has a bowel movement as you are engaging in anal penetration.

My dick smells because she hit me with that Alabama Beat Down, cuz

by TT Bear May 3, 2017