|1.||beat the dead horse|
An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.
This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.
The perfect example of beat the dead horse.
MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"
|2.||thats my horse|
a game where 2 people beat the crap outta each other for no apparent reason to claim ownership of said horse.
horse may or may not actually exist.
refernced in Ed, Edd, n' Eddy
ed: THATS MY HORSE!!! (breaks a 2x4 over rolfs head)
rolf: Scourge of the beyond!
|3.||Fuck his Horse|
a term usually used instead of fuck him/her. or when you just kicked the shit out of something. after exclaiming that you have done so it would be followed buy "and then i fucked it/his/her horse."
"that guy is such a doucher. fuck his horse."
"dude screw that guy. lets fuck his horse."
"man i beat the hell out of that kid. and then i fucked his horse."
United States Navy for bologna...
"I'm heading down to the mess deck to pick up a horse cock sandwich for mid-rats"
|5.||John Wayne her|
To John Wayne her is when the your making sweet love to your chick on the hands and knees like doggy style. Then you pull out a cowboy hat and put it on while at the same time lighting a smoking pipe. Then when she smells the smoke and looks back the you say, "Hey Pilgrim."
This is the act of John Wayne-ing her.
There are several reasons for this:
1. You're doing the girl for the first time and you want to see if she's a pretty cool chick. So you John Wayne her:
a. she laughs then she's cool: she either understands, or she just thinks it's funny
b. she doesn't then she sucks.
2. If you are a movie buff and want to know if she is too:
a. she understands the character and plays along as the horse you are riding
b. she says, "I'm not in the mood." Then you say, "Get off your horse and drink your milk."
|6.||pc load letter|
pc load letter: 1. to destroy or dismantle, usu. violently, a printer or copier of any type, generally in response to repeated errors that cannot be explained. 2. to beat up, verbally or physically, poss. as a result of repeated failures or errors in judgement.
1. Bill: This printer keeps giving me that "PAPER JAM" error. I've pulled the ink, opened it up and checked all the blue and green levers. What gives?more...
Bob: No sweat. If that mothertrucker doesn't fix itself in the next 5 minutes, I know a guy at the loading ramps out back that will go totally pc load letter on it, no questions asked, and then we can requisition a new one from supply.
Bill: Right Bob, that'll work. It'll only take about 10 months for them to get us a new one. Good idea. You fucking cheesedick. I always hated you.
2. Sally: Hey Vince, what happened to your eye? Looks like you've been fighting with dolphins over at Sea World. That, or did your new girlfriend not appreciate the true meaning of your new tatoo?
Vince: Ah, shut the hell up, Sally. She digs the tat. Everybody likes Iron Crosses. Their classic understated elegance can't be denied. No, Bill and Bob got into a scuffle yesterday over some bullshit with the HP printer, a guy from supply tried to help, and they both jumped him. When I tried to break it up, they executed a joint pc load letter on my face, then took me to the men's room and showed me things no man should ever be shown. Let us never speak of this again.
Sally: You know, Vince, when you started working here at the airport, I figured I'd give you the benefit of the doubt, despite your obvious lack of fashion sense. And yet you persist in telling me these lies. Bill and Bob would never attack anyone from supply....
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