beat and skeet

when you have sex with someone once and never talk to them again!!!

Yo that chick\dude sucked i had to beat and skeet!!!!

by Tayla Testicles August 28, 2008

beat and skeet

The process by which one masturbates and then ejaculates.

Also called BAS (sounds like the name of the fish).

I went to the bathroom to beat and skeet.

by New Earth 616 March 24, 2011

beat n skeet

(v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.

Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.

by Laddie Patel February 3, 2005

Beat n' Skeet

The act of jerking/beating off, and then jizzing/skeeting everywhere; therefor, Beat(ing) n' Skeet(ing)

Kiley bailed on all his poker buddies early friday night to go Beat n' Skeet

by CC (Clit Commander) April 24, 2008

beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 6, 2004

beat it and skeet

The act of fucking someone but have no intentions of a relationship

Paul only used ole girl to beat it and skeet.

by 😎🅿️💦 January 5, 2017

beat skeet

Beating your meat then skeeting as the natural result.Jerking your gerk.

Me: Dog why have you not been answering your phone?
Sun: Sorry bro i was beat skeeting!
Me: Beat skeet?
Sun: You don't know what beat skeet is?
Me: When you beat it till you skeet it?
Sun: Exactly!

by Tyresius February 28, 2008