Beat you on

To completely own someone in Pokemon puzzle league

"I'm gonna beat you on dad!"
"Alright, let me fire up the N64."

by Nick Lytle May 22, 2008

beat you to sleep

fuck someone so hard they fall asleep

Oh baby, when you come over I'm going to beat you to sleep.

by beattlejuice February 25, 2007

beat you senseless

To beat some slime punk so that they ain't got no notion of what's going on and they are just left left laying there doing nothing!!!

Quit being stupid fool, or I'm gonna beat you senseless!!!

by IGKYA53 December 1, 2013

beat you to a pulp

To beat someone so bad that they completely lose control of their body; causing their brains to run out of their head, the snot to run out of their nose, the piss to run out of their penis, and the shit to run out of their ass. The beating culminates as the person withers into a pulp and their pants fall down into a disgusting spew of brains, snot, piss, and shit. The beating concludes by certifying the person as a complete personal failure by uploading humiliating photos and videos of them to social media.

I’m gonna come over there and beat you to a pulp!

by IGKYA53 January 25, 2021

beat you shitless

To beat someone so hard that they litarally shit their pants.

Im gonna beat you shitless at the party tonight motherfucker!

I will beat you shitless!

by Ass Beater 69 May 13, 2017

beat you special

to beat someone to the point of retardation, causing them to be "special needs"

Bitch, if you don't give me my money I'm fittina beat yo ass special,(beat you special)

by Eric Blackman October 31, 2007

Who can beat you

Who cares about the repercussions or what people think because nobody is seeing you 1 on 1 in a fight. Nobody can beat you up.

You can also say who can beat me.

Who cares, do it bro who can beat you.

by Dabeast4027 January 1, 2021