Beat Box

Any electronic device used to view pornographic material and masturbate (i.e., beat-off), particularly a device, such as a lap top, whose use is limited to viewing pornography and beating-off in order to avoid 1) infecting other devices with porn site viruses; and 2) situations where porn windows are left open or porn is in the search history and guests using a smart phone or household lap top will discover it.

I was working from home and saw my neighbor's hot wife bent over gardening from my office window. Instantly I had a raging titanium boner and was inspired to beat-off. So I put my work lap top away, grabbed my beat box, and commenced a solid 52 minute jerk session.

by B Wilbur Dee July 28, 2015

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Beat Box Fart

When you're in a group of people, and accidently fart, but to play it off, you start boom boxing, just in case someone heard it.

John: "oh yea, i saw that show last night,, *fart*... boom boom boomb ba boom boom ba boom bomb, DROP THE BEAT"

Leroy: "dude, did you just fart, then try to act like it was beat boxing?"

John: "Yea, i tried to use the "Beat Box Fart"

by C_SISTO October 13, 2010

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