Beatles

The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.

I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.

Beatles by The Chickens Are Revolting July 7, 2019

Beatles High 

A temporary high obtained by listening to multiple Beatles songs in a row. Can be best obtained by listening to I am the Walrus, Across the Universe and Strawberry Fields Forever.

Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.

I was too busy getting a Beatles High... You should try it sometime

Beatles High by w00t123 November 19, 2010

Beatles birthday 

One's sixty-fourth birthday, in reference to the Beatles song "When I'm Sixty-Four".

Lisa said she was having her Beatles birthday, but her husband Harry said she was a million years old in binary.

Beatles birthday by Leslie Doppler August 21, 2008

Beatles

Sixties rock band from England. The most influential and successful music act in history. The Beatles hold the record for the most records ever sold, with 1 billion discs and counting.

The Beatles kick ass!

Beatles by Michelle January 23, 2005

Baseless Triangle 

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").

OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?

Baseless Triangle by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016

The Beatles 

A band from Liverpool, England in the 60's who were extremely infuential to modern music and "rock and roll."

With hits such as Hey Jude, Yesterday, Day Tripper, Come Together, Yellow Submarine, Blackbird, Sergeant Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band, and countless others, they are idolized and covered more than any other band in history.

Paul, John, Ringo & George - We love you!

I just bought the Abbey Road CD by The Beatles - it r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz.

The Beatles by Mangledbabyducks May 30, 2003

Beatles Mating Call 

The act of one person yelling "I am the Walrus"
and having another yell back "goo-goo g'joob"

This method has helped young people hook up since 1967.

Truly the most romantic way of finding a date for the dance!

-Hey how did you meet that babe with the Rockin body?

I used the "Beetles Mating Call" on the subway yesterday and it was love at first sight.

- Wow I'm gonna try the "Beatles Mating Call" next time I want to get it in.

Beatles Mating Call by Dr.Pbittytk December 5, 2012