bearparty

Usually a planned event, a bearparty is a social gathering of bears at club, residence, vacation spot, hair salon, fashion show, or major outdoor/sportsman retailer. Bears love to party probably more than any demographic, but their perceived desire to do so is usually understated, and often soaked in denial. Activities at bearparties range drastically in variety from wine tasting to foam dancing.

Jared: "Oh man, there are bears sleeping in the lawn again!"

Phillip: "Seriously, one more bearparty next door and I'm calling the cops."

by Scottopolis2 April 13, 2011