Whoever has this nickname is a LITERAL GOD in bed. Bearwick get whoever whenever and is not afraid of chugging 100L of beer. He instills fear in the hearts of his foes and unconditional love and worship in the hearts of his lovers. Whenever he enters a club, all of the single, and non single ladies feel a vibration and are instantly attracted to him.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).