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Beardruff 

Like dandruff, but for your beard/goatee.
Shit man you got some bad beardruff there, you should like moisturise or something
Beardruff by veridis July 18, 2008

Beardruff 

The white specks all over the front of dark shirts when a person has dry skin and an itchy beard.
"Yuck...look at that beardruff on that guy, Ace"
Beardruff by Beardruffian August 16, 2009

Beardruff 

Similar to dandruff, except coming from the beard, usually only noticable when wearing darker clothing. Caused from dry skin, not enough beard oil, conditioner or moisturizer to the face, neck area.
Man, look at my shirt, I'm covered in beardruff!!!
Beardruff by Cnich68 May 23, 2023

bearriffic!

Ferociously Fierce, aggressive and brave.

Sounds like Tony The Tiger's Slogan: The're Greeaaaat! But with a Bear because bears would destroy a tiger any day.
I live a bearriffic! life. = I live a brave/aggressive life.
bearriffic! by Rutgers Bear September 26, 2013

Brandruff 

The powdery remnants of breakfast cereal found in the bottom of the cereal box, which falls from the bottom of the internal polythene bag all over the last few whole pieces of cereal you managed to shake out, creating the appearance of a form of gastronomic dandruff upon your morning meal. Originating from, though not limited to, bran-based cereals.
British colloquial term for Cereal Dust.
Alan, did you remember to buy anymore Shreddies? This packs nearly empty - it's mostly brandruff left.

I tried to be careful while pouring out the Cheerios, but they still got covered in brandruff.
Brandruff by Thundermonk June 20, 2018

Bearddruff

I have really bad bearddruff.
Bearddruff by Yr mother July 5, 2024
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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