beardfuck

1. (verb) to rub one's facial hair on another's body, especially against their will and particularly in the ear.

2. (noun) the act of beardfucking.

1. (v.) He tried to beardfuck me in the ear, so I punched him in the face.

2. (n.) I got such a beardfuck last night I've got stubble burn.

by NLF July 1, 2006

Beardfuck

To repeatedly thrust ones cock into another person's beard to derive pleasure.

Person 1: Bro, did you see kyle beardfucking Alphonse?
Person 2: Yeah man, that guy is fucked up.

by nnu656ubd July 29, 2014

Beardfucker

A woman solely attracted to men with large, unkempt beards, the kind of which are mainly found on men who listen to indie folk rock.

"Jane is crushing so hard on that guy who works at the university bookstore, the one who looks like he's in Fleet Foxes. What a beardfucker."

by RobboNasty January 24, 2012