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After having anal sex with someone of a different race, wiping feces on their face like a beard and then proceeding to slap them in the face with a fish.
I don't think I'll ever be able to look at my girlfriend or goldfish again after I gave her a bearded penguin.
by Cap'taint Crunch February 18, 2014