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bearwall 

Massive wall of text that starts out with a premise, adds facts directly related to the premise, and then seemingly wanders off topic into random off color stories for a while, before finally wrapping the entire wall of text up by coming back and tying everything together.
Bearwall is the term coined by readers to describe the massive rambling blog post style made famous by the Big Bear Butt blogger.

The term refers to long 3500 word+ posts that incorporate stories about wildly disparate and unrelated topics such as military life, video games and stupid drivers, all brought together to make a point about, as an example, irritating large groups of people.
bearwall by Kortunharig February 25, 2010

Beardalicious 

Someone who is beardalicious usually has a delicious beard of epic and extremely manly proportions. Usually refers to men of the heavy metal variety.
'Omg, Kerry King is so beardalicious'
Beardalicious by Emma3107 July 19, 2012

beardalicious 

A beard that is so luscious, that when you look at it, you can barely resist the urge to put it in your mouth.
Philip's beard is so beardalicious, that I just want to tackle him, and snack on it all day long.
beardalicious by PhillyStyle1026 November 23, 2013

bearball 

1. When the chicago bears recover a fumble or intercept a pass.

2. A general term used, when one is excited to speak of, discuss, or think of the Chicago Bears. esp. with fellow chicago bear fans and/or followers
1. BEARBALL! BEARBALL! BEARBALL!

2. So are you ready for the game this week? BEARBALL!
bearball by Jesus Shuttleworth February 8, 2007

Beartallion 

A grouping of Bears similar to a pack of wolves or a pride of lions
Park Guide: If you look to your right you will see a large grouping of bears otherwise known as a Beartallion.

Tourist: Daaaamn Nigga send in the troops!
Beartallion by Sorrowscale February 13, 2015

Beardacles 

Bristly, pubic-like feeling of beard hair being cuddled up against your soft skin.
Rachel: Get your beardacles off me!
Craig: Sorry! You looked cold.
Beardacles by glazedpaczki May 22, 2022