A condition that causes hair to grow from the chin and lower face. Symptoms include itching, divinity and gratuitous awesomeness.
Synonyms include: Jesus.
Synonyms include: Jesus.
Oh Lord! Bless us and our kin with thy Beard and help our facial hair achieve but a portion of thine Beardly glory.
by Brahmes Christus March 24, 2011
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades.
Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...
1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.
Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...
1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.
Who the hell does Gayfron think that he is fooling? We all know that Vanessa Hudgens is his beard.
Have you ever watched Sunset Tan? Nick's beard sort of looks like a tranny.
Have you ever watched Sunset Tan? Nick's beard sort of looks like a tranny.
by Sharkie Sharks September 10, 2007
Guy # 1 : Im fockin hungry
Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?
Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro
Guy #2: Hey, want to go to get some subs?
Guy #1 : That would be totally bearded, bro
by Mike Hackett May 14, 2008
A woman who is dating a gay man and who unbeknownst to her is covering for his latent homosexuality.
by WeezieB March 3, 2006
“Max is so over Celeste, look at him with Jasmine. He’s really into her, isn’t he?”
“You haven’t been paying attention, he’s been watching Celeste all night. Jasmine is just his beard to make it look like he’s over her but it’s so obvious he’s trying to make her jealous.”
“You haven’t been paying attention, he’s been watching Celeste all night. Jasmine is just his beard to make it look like he’s over her but it’s so obvious he’s trying to make her jealous.”
by Vasper November 26, 2020
by rels1997 April 5, 2012
Ignorant non-bearded co-worker: "Dude, seriously - what the hell is wrong with your face?"
Cool hip bearded employee: "I'm bearding this month and would appreciate it if you went and pissed up a rope!"
Cool hip bearded employee: "I'm bearding this month and would appreciate it if you went and pissed up a rope!"
by Dan Manata January 8, 2008