Half bear, half wolf, half man. (Yes, this creature is 1/2 too many) Transforms on the eve of the American Idol season premier. Lurks in the shadows, waiting for its next victim. Usually enjoys the flesh of little ginger children. One can kill a berewolf by shooting it through the heart with a double-myrrh tipped arrow.
Last night a berewolf ripped me a new one. I am dreading the next American Idol season. That means that little Sammy Tinkelton down the corner, ya know...that ginger kid...is going DOWN.
BEER WOLF! is a term used to say that something is bad. It is used in the same context as "Fail" or "FML" or "Asshole" etc. When a person says BEERWOLF! they must point at the thing that they are "BEERWOLF!"-ing. When typing "BEERWOLF!" it must be spelt in all CAPS and an exclamation point must be used, this is to show that you are pointing.
Ms. Paoletti gave us 8 pages of Algebra on SPRING BREAK?!...BEERWOLF!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).