European brown bears harnessed and often bred for cavalry purposes. The Cossack riders of such bears are generally armed with long sabers and fully automatic assault rifles.
Bear cavalry: you're pretty much fucked.
Bear cavalry... ya you're pretty much fucked. That is the key phrase in a infamous demotivational poster and its all true.
Dave: hey whats that in the distance?
Tessa: Holy fucking fuck it's fucking bear cavalry we're fucking fucked
Dave: mhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh arg ahhhhh (sound of Dave being totally fucked by the bear cavalry)