beanplate

verb: to overthink

see beanplating

Don't beanplate the issue. It's just Alanis covering a Fergie song, nothing more.

by BeerFilter August 30, 2007

beanplating

Overthinking.

Derived from the expression "HI I'M ON METAFILTER AND I COULD OVERTHINK A PLATE OF BEANS."

Perhaps I'm beanplating this, but did I come across as a jerk in that comment?

by Chris Mear July 20, 2008

Beanplate insane

Oft-repeated and provocative behaviors that result in derails, thread-shitting, harshing Jessamyn's mellow, making cortex curse, and callouts on the grey, specific to Metafilter.com.

If I read, "Is this something I would need a television to understand?" one more time, I'm going beanplate insane."

by pluckymisha August 16, 2011