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-verb
1. To wildly flick or rub a woman's bean in a manner similar to strumming a banjo.

-noun
1. A woman's bean as it relates to the act of the same name.
Hayseed Willy played Sally Mae's beanjo all night in the back of the barn--first with his finger, then with his tongue. What a talented son-of-a-gun.
beanjo by Tabooyah September 1, 2009
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Beanjo by O_o o_O April 28, 2011
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Banjo banki 

noun

A large old lady who can play the banjo and strip. This person usually wears high heels and pantyhose. She also sings with a southern accent.
That banjo banki sucked last night why can't they get better strippers?
Banjo banki by AkariTheTurtle October 15, 2013

Beansoir 

A debonair Mexican man. The "bean" portion of the word is derived from the derogatory word, "Beaner", while the suffix, "soir", is added to indicate the dignified propriety of behavior that this person exhibits as the French language is synonymous with grace and civility.
Person 1: "Look at that beaner trying to be a gentleman"

Person 2: "He's not trying to be a gentleman. His refined demeanor is genuine. He is what you would call, a Beansoir"
Beansoir by Homosexualtendencies March 26, 2011
a bean that was fused with Thanos making the ultimate lifeform BEANOS
Everybody gangsta until BEANOS
Beanos by juusha August 4, 2019

Banjolele 

1. Half banjo, half ukulele--banjolele!!
2. Jackson Rathbone from Twilight and 100 Monkeys has one.
3. Sweeeeeet!!!
That asshole stole my banjolele.
Banjolele by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009

Banjo-Tooie 

One of the most frustrating games ever for completionists. The levels are much larger and much more complex than in Banjo-Kazooie, you get less max health, there's a boss in every level, and the boss battles can be very challenging. It is still a great game nonetheless
The quickest recorded time anyone's ever gotten all 90 jiggies and 900 musical notes in Banjo-Tooie is over 4 hours and 40 minutes
Banjo-Tooie by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009
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