beancock Share definition Flag A tall male who enjoys wrestling, philly cheesesteaks, basketball, and talks in a very loud voice that would make one think he is yelling. That guy is so loud, he's yelling like a beancock. beancock by cheeseburrito March 15, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the beancock mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch