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Bowser's Big Bean Burrito 

One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.
But can you beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?
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Old Bean Burrito 

The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out
Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.
Old Bean Burrito by DwightPegusus December 10, 2010

Texas Bean Burrito 

When a girl shits on your dick and wraps it in a tortilla, then proceeds to blow your “bean burrito
“I got a mean Texas Bean Burrito last night
Texas Bean Burrito by Gabriel 69 November 14, 2017

Bean Burrito 

A bean burrito is the process by which one peforms anal sex on his partner and then proceeds to receive oral stimulation from the same partner.
Me and my girl were hungry for Mexican food last night, so I gave her a bean burrito.

Bean Burrito 

i had to ride in a Bean Burrito to get over here!
Bean Burrito by J_awesome May 21, 2011

squeeze the bean burrito 

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation
I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito

bean burrito bomb 

Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)
Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!

James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!