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Will You Be My First? 

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"
WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

Let It Be Known: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Let It Be Known: The First Juvenile Release.

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on 

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

It must be a Fiesta!

Prank intended to disturb tranquility within community groups related to certain high performance vehicles...
I've traded in my ecoBoost (Mustang). It must be a Fiesta!
To do before or first. before, first
We should go look at the house befirst. Then we can make a decision.
Befirst by ElectricEM September 1, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026