Sara was blowing me and when I gave her the ghost oven she threw up on my dick before running down the hall like poltergeist with the sheet on her head.
by pink-eye bandit December 31, 2011
“Bro I swear Joe is a ghost fapper, I always hear weird sounds from his room…”
Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.
Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.
by Ghost fapper August 30, 2023
Said to be the best shit known to mankind. It happens when you take one big shit, but, when you wipe, you find there is nothing to be wiped. However, when you look into the toilet, you realize the shit slid down the toilet hole making the shit invisible no matter what angle you rest your eyes.
Guy 1: And when I looked in the toilet, there was nothing...
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon
by ProbleMaker JP April 26, 2020
"I choked the ghost for a solid two hours yesterday."
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"
by Kitnix March 26, 2015
the act of talking mad shit about how good a movie will do despite alienating it's core audience like what happened with Ghost Busters 2016
Guy 1: Dude, that bitch was saying the new terminator movie was going to be good.
Guy 2: Just ignore her dude, she's clearly "Ghost Blustering".
Guy 2: Just ignore her dude, she's clearly "Ghost Blustering".
by Not the sandvich October 25, 2020
That thing where there are Boos everywhere and it’s kinda difficult to find the exit and it brings you on step closer to fucking Princess Peach.
by PlotagonRocks August 30, 2020
When you allow your opponent in fantasy football to set your lineup as a way to get in said opponent’s head. This causes your opponent to second guess every move including when s/he sets their own lineup.
by Santos L Harper October 22, 2020