shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019

Bazante 

a very uncommon boy name (fact: only one boy named Bazante in the whole of the great country of the Netherlands). original translation from Swahili is downgoing water.
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.

a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.

furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night

1. guy: Ooh no! look there comes a Bazante!

Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!

2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.

3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.

Bazante by Low-E October 10, 2012

Bazina

The strange, scary yet oddly alluring alter ego of Baz. Commonly found wearing a pink tutu (and enjoying it too) and moaning about things of a political nature that s/he doesn't really understand.
Communism is a fervent passion of Bazina and so is arguing.
Aka Minor King, The Princess, that bloody Labour supporter and The Beater Of Women.

Bazina played the leading role in an extremely disturbing homage to Billy Elliot

Bazina by KillB October 9, 2011

Bazinga 

A phrase used to express sarcasm or jokes. Also a phrase commonly used in Big Bang Theory show by character Sheldon.

Person One: Tell me a Joke.
Person Two: Your life. Bazinga.

Bazinga by Common Russian April 18, 2018

bazaans

Large, round breasts usually found on a female human, especially a fan of Eric Wareheim's handsomeness. As seen on Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

Dear Eric, You're handsome. Please come look at my bazaans. Here are my bazaans. (.)(.) Love, Kelly

bazaans by Jobenator April 29, 2011

bazlan 

a person who enjoys their food, a bazlan is big, cuddly, usually very funny and has hair resembling a lions mane

man 1: "that man looks like a lion!"
man 2: "yeah, he looks like a right bazlan"

bazlan by BALLOFFLUFF September 6, 2011

balian 

balian has a fat shlong and he gets all the pussy in the world

oh my god have you seen balian’s dick it’s so huge-said candice

balian by Jamal and Tyrone May 5, 2021