Bayside Middle School

bayside middle school a middle school based in bayside, wisconsin. but don't be fooled. this isn't just any middle school. it's a school full of rich snobs who should be going to usm. it's full of 7th grade thots trying to get senior boys from Nicolet to hook up with them at the football games. airpods are an essential and if you use wires, don't even come to school. if you try to do anything on your chromebook, you'll immediately be haparaed and given a minor. bayside is famous for literally nothing because it's irrelevant. the teachers will either be awesome, or they'll raise hell in the classroom. there's no in between. you'll see kids making tik toks in the hallways for their 24 followers. i'm not even kidding here, the class of '23 was the best to pass through. they were blamed for the juul pod found in the bathroom, which resulted in no bathroom trips for the rest of the year. i'm surprised no one peed their pants. that all sounds really bad, but at least the education is good. just kidding. i'm gonna fail high school english. love you, ms. nolder.

kid 1: what middle school do you go to?
kid 2: bayside middle school
kid 1: where's that?
kid 2: bayside
kid 1: oh.

by baysidebull21 September 15, 2019