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The cinematic conceit of blowing shit up on a large scale, in slow motion and (usually) at sunset.

A portmanteau word employing the concept of the inevitable incendiary mayhem employed by uberhack Michael Bay in lieu of characters, a script or a a pube's-weight of reality.
A: Dude! Did you dig the plot in Transformers?
B: Hell, no! I was only there to watch the Bayhem!

or

A: I can't believe The Knight lays waste to Los Angeles at the end of Bruckheimer's remake of "The Seventh Seal."
B: Yeah, who needs Kierkegaardian themes on death and meaning when you can unleash total Bayhem?
Bayhem by Jamie H. Lewis August 6, 2007
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noun. Person who lives and works in the San Francisco Bay Area or Silicon Valley. Typically works for a technology company. Characterized by a high tolerance for sitting in traffic and long commute times. Self-absorbed and likes to talk about real estate, start-ups, and stock options.
That guy at dinner who wouldn't stop pitching his start-up is a total bayhole.
bayhole by Discdropr December 27, 2016
A heavily perfumes and muscular hairy man of middle eastern descent in a Speedo at the beach.
Dude, did you see the way that Bayhawk was hawkin’ your girl?’
Bayhawk by 2nd Lunch May 18, 2021
To hit it from behind while concealed by a beach towel.
The proud Bayhawk exclaimed: ‘Dude, I totally hawked the bay last night!
Bayhawk by 2nd Lunch May 18, 2021

Bayhpartisanship

A form of American bipartisanship (or nonpartisanship) that often combines fiscally conservative or "fiscally responsible" ideals with moderate-to-liberal moral thinking while attempting to satisfy both Democrat and Republican political parties. Senator John McCain (R-AZ) often subscribes to this ideal.

Named after Senator Evan Bayh (D-IN), known for encouraging such activity in the American Senate.
These new economic stimulus package things being given to large corporations might require quite a bit of Bayhpartisanship to make sure the money goes the right direction!
Bayhpartisanship by Sensible Dem February 5, 2009

Bayhpartisan 

adj. Describing very moderate, sensible views, socially progressive and fiscally conservative, as well as those who hold such views.

etym. Pun on the word "bipartisan", and named after the moderate Democrat Evan Bayh, former Indiana governor and current Indiana senator.
Vice President Joe Biden seems to be fairly Bayhpartisan given his moderate and sensible views on several issues. This is probably why President Barack Obama selected him as his running mate in 2008.
Bayhpartisan by RehabbedMacAddict November 3, 2009