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the bay school 

A school full of the sexiest nerdz you will ever meet, ever. The coolest people at bay include the tape figure art installations, that freshman with the hair, and the guys who sit in a corner and play video games/marinate in their own BO all day erryday. The best place to make out in the school is either the loft in the library, by the lockers, or if you're looking for something more... the drama room. There is always tea. Always. #ALWAYS...

(always)
"lol you go to The Bay School? Don't you masturbate at the morning meetings? Or is that meditate?"

"I don't even know anymore...probably both."
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The bay school 

A school where everyone’s so ridiculously nice and kind it feels fake but then you realize it’s real. When you walk in time stops and the world may be burning but you can finally be free. Not to mention the Baygels are exquisite. Bay is the bittersweet feeling of having something awesome but also realizing it’s only four years.
You go to bay, what is the bay school on? You all are happy about going to school what the fuck?

Idk maybe meditation works or the people care or something? Who knows tbh? Nun ya nuns are good at teaching about racism I guess :( oh well .
The bay school by Openyoureyez January 11, 2021

The Bay School 

The Bay School is based in the formerly war torn presidio. you can't forget cause the cannons miscellaneously placed around and about don't let you forget. Then there's a white rectangle-ass building that is the school. glorious. Most mornings are met with the sound of a gong, shortly followed by the 7th sexual assault morning meeting announcement of the month spoken by a teacher you probably don't feel comfortable around! but don't get your panties in a bunch, after 30 minute hell concludes, you'll find your way to the floor of the big stall in the bathroom, otherwise known as- "vape city." a trip to the library will usually be met with every single "grunge" wealthy kid that attends the school. this makes out a whopping 70% of the student body. they will be talking about anime, trauma dumping, the weight of being queer, or not talking at all.
person #1: "The Bay School can't be that atrocious."
person #2: "my adult teacher is genuinely a furry."
The Bay School by lightningmccunt August 13, 2022

Bay High School 

A small High School of around 800 students located in Bay Village, Ohio, a suburb of Cleveland. The demographic is split nearly 50/50 between tri-hard, AP-Class takers who ALL participate in band, to the Juul gang slackers who fill up the bathrooms with vapor in between classes. Despite this however, nearly all students are friendly and there is a large and strong connection between the students of neighboring schools. Somethings you can expect to find inside the building are the random points of hot and cold as the air conditioning is erratic and unpredictable, the distant noises of trombones, trumpets, and someone conversing with the security guard. The strong smell, a mixture of old paper, some odd form of glue, hot air and what was cooked for lunch that day. Also a great place to buy weed and juul pods.
*In college interview*
College Representative: "Oh it says here you went to Bay High School, good programs there"
Student, high as hell: "You don't even know brooo"
Bay High School by gamergang123 November 28, 2018

cypress bay high school 

School that is known for having a ton of students packed in the middle of Weston, FL. Known for its superior graduation rate and AP scores. Students sometimes can be pretentious since their parents can buy them the world.
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Cypress Bay High School
Person 1: *scoffs* Well, excuse me. Don't need to rub it in my face.

Cypress bay high school 

A nice school campus in Weston with really good classes and good teachers. Population is mostly whites and Hispanics and you might find a black or Asian person once in a while. The security guards think they’re the swat team but in reality they don’t even have guns. All the girls wear booty shorts and crop tops or claim to be an “e girl”. Then you have those people who are stuck in the 90s trend. There’s no interracial dating. Everyone’s last name is Garcia. All the white girls fetish the black guys. The white boys don’t consider being lightskin black. Everyone says nigga. Everyone juuls but in reality never smoked weed in their life. Everyone owns white filas. Cheerleaders are fake asf and SGA is just favorites and blondes. The school has 5000 students which most of them don’t even live in weston or are even legal.
Cypress bay high school kids:
Freshmen: omg I’m so faded rn I need a juul
Sophomore: Ew look at that freshmen

Junior: NIGGA
Senior: .......

Anchor Bay Middle School North 

Innocent teachers and kids who say they smoke gas but never do.

Kids who say their about to fight but ain’t like that.

The kid there will beat anyone in a race on god.
Anchor Bay Middle School North has the best football team in the world with an Undefeated football season.