Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.

Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..

Barbie Hammock by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

lanny barbie

bangin hot canadian pornstar. her french accent is ridiculously sexy. penthouse model. half-sister of another pornstar, kimberly franklin. her name is sometimes spelled lanni barbie, lanny barby.

i wanna do lanny barbie

lanny barbie by ballerific March 21, 2007

Divorced Barbie 

The Most expensive barbie there is.

Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.

Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!

Divorced Barbie by IntAdd January 6, 2009

Bad Barbie 

Pussy hoe that talks mad shit

Erin is one bad Barbie bitch.

Bad Barbie by Hawtlittleshorty February 28, 2019

blonder than barbie 

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.

'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

blonder than barbie by AnnieBawdy May 16, 2017

Barbie-barbarism 

This is the dark side of a woman with Barbie looks, which may include: tantrums, violence, mental meltdown, criminal conduct, etc.

Yes Brittany is gorgeous, but with the Barbie-barbarism, l had to run for my life last night!

Barbie-barbarism by I, Wreckerrr December 15, 2020

Barbie juice 

Ice cold pickle juice that barbies drink to get a sudden blast of euphoria.

I love Barbie juice!!! Purrrr

Barbie juice by idkpurrrrr January 31, 2021