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Bawley's Law 

When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.

Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.
"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"

"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."
Bawley's Law by partyingnaked July 17, 2012
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Pronounced B-awl-b
n.
Refering to a legendary and rather large inhuman monster said to be roaming the south seas of india for many months of the year.
Frequently, this creature has been known to steal away to Toronto, Canada in order to satisfy his hunger for exotic ja patties.
This creature also has frequent and rather extraordinary fits of rage where anyone in a ten meter raidus of said rage fit is often killed, or at the very least severley maimed.
If one sees this legendary creature, one should avoid it at all costs and call your nearest animal control centre.
The Bowlby ate marmalade and then fell into a fit of rage killing 20 innocent babies.
Bowlby by George C. Smitherman November 11, 2006
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Balby Dosser 

When you live in Balby in Doncaster and you just doss around balby for example at the macdonalds or go town dossing.
Balby Dosser by Balby Dosser February 3, 2019
Someone who is famous on one platform like TikTok but not on the others like YouTube, Instagram, etc.
Josh and Gal on are balby because they are famous on TikTok but not on YouTube.
Balby by Thattrendygirl May 7, 2021
Awesome, Freakin' Sweet, Stellar, Anything Cool, Hip, Amazing.
Dude, that's so bawlsy!

Your freakin' bawlsy bro.
Bawlsy by Jon The Greek June 28, 2008
Anything that sucks, stinks, gay, stupid, pure suck, garbage, lame, horrible, nasty.
Dude that's Bawlzy.

That sucks bro why is she so freakin' bawlzy?

It's bawlzy hot in here.
Bawlzy by J Man V June 28, 2008

bawby beaw 

a person who get their "r"s and "w"s mixed up
That bawby beaw ate my shoelaces!
Bawby beaw likes to play with himself.
bawby beaw by Jenna July 6, 2004