battle ground high school 

(speaking as a future freshman): a high school in battleground washington which is notorious for hosting a colorful variety of potheads, steroid-dependant jocks, extremely not-so-passive-agressive bunners, and sluts who feel the need to prove something with their five million STDs. half of the student body consists of bunners and the other half is a mess. if you want to be in world full of the stupidest drama conceived, you're welcome to enroll at the front desk. there are only a few requirements; you must either love the bible so much you fornicate with it or hate it, must drive either a "mud boggin' rig" or a shiny camero your daddy bought for you as a "just-because" gift, and you must be fully prepared to deal with everyone here, all who constantly have massive trees up their arses.

You: Are you excited to go to battle ground high school next year?
Me: Oh, yes. I can't wait to become another face in a crowd full of incest, potheads, and notorious whores.

battle ground high school by abxdefx June 12, 2017

battle mountain high school 

they dont know how to party and crash other parties down valley

wow battle mountain high school kids are so lame and are fags

battle mountain high school by BlackPeopleSuckD!ck July 29, 2020

Battle Ground High School 

A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.

Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.

Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”

I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???

Battle Ground High School by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025

Old-School German Cannon Battle

Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.

When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..

Old-School German Cannon Battle by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024

battle creek lakeview schools 

A shitty ass school where you can get an std from just sitting on the toilet, Teachers racis asf. 56% White 35% Black 7%Hispanic 2% Asian. All The percents are dicks though so don't worry. All ugly and act proud.

battle creek lakeview schools "Dick" I white ass teen guy wearing a tie is a gay ass fucker sucking a black guys dick.

battle creek lakeview schools by The Real Ass Biotch June 29, 2017